Club Deportivo Sauzal Sabater, or simply Sauzal, is a Spanish football team based in El Sauzal, Tenerife, in the Canary Islands. Founded in 1971, the club compete in Interinsular Preferente, holding home games at Campo Municipal Las Breñas, with a capacity of 2,000 people.
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