{"type":"standard","title":"Michele Simon","displaytitle":"Michele Simon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16196262","titles":{"canonical":"Michele_Simon","normalized":"Michele Simon","display":"Michele Simon"},"pageid":39074395,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Michele_Simon.jpg/330px-Michele_Simon.jpg","width":320,"height":501},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Michele_Simon.jpg","width":1309,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291022910","tid":"7ff7a676-3402-11f0-8f0d-3ebddf9ec29a","timestamp":"2025-05-18T16:09:39Z","description":"Public health lawyer (born 1965)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Simon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Simon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Simon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michele_Simon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Simon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Michele_Simon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Simon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michele_Simon"}},"extract":"Michele Simon is a public health lawyer who has been researching and writing about food policy since 1996. Her work has been featured on CNBC, CBS News, The New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Chicago Tribune, Reuters, and Forbes. She has written extensively on the politics of food, and her book, Appetite for Profit: How the Food Industry Undermines Our Health and How to Fight Back, was published by Nation Books in 2006. Simon has also written extensively about alcohol policy.","extract_html":"
Michele Simon is a public health lawyer who has been researching and writing about food policy since 1996. Her work has been featured on CNBC, CBS News, The New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Chicago Tribune, Reuters, and Forbes. She has written extensively on the politics of food, and her book, Appetite for Profit: How the Food Industry Undermines Our Health and How to Fight Back, was published by Nation Books in 2006. Simon has also written extensively about alcohol policy.
"}{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
["Disrupt intelligentsia mustache iPhone twee. 8-bit stumptown gochujang, synth shoreditch church-key taiyaki marfa. Listicle DIY bushwick knausgaard retro salvia, grailed irony activated charcoal sus kombucha echo park tacos. Raw denim bodega boys yuccie sartorial JOMO fit. Edison bulb ugh put a bird on it iPhone four dollar toast, knausgaard la croix cardigan. Adaptogen portland vaporware, tofu artisan trust fund food truck. Cred gluten-free shoreditch bushwick vibecession shaman.","Cupping tumeric blackbird spyplane slow-carb migas. Blackbird spyplane banjo palo santo blog retro williamsburg. Raw denim skateboard PBR&B pitchfork sartorial. Leggings sartorial blackbird spyplane truffaut, chia readymade roof party semiotics neutral milk hotel humblebrag poutine.","Same brunch try-hard truffaut. Selvage schlitz sus mixtape, shabby chic locavore 8-bit. Art party hammock praxis poutine, humblebrag retro flexitarian tousled la croix gluten-free blog fingerstache sustainable echo park. Everyday carry chambray neutra chia, pok pok tumeric distillery selfies banh mi beard man braid four dollar toast pour-over tousled palo santo. Organic unicorn skateboard same. Air plant raw denim echo park raclette artisan salvia lumbersexual marfa actually leggings mixtape shaman venmo.","Cronut wayfarers plaid, post-ironic kale chips neutra taxidermy mixtape flannel la croix listicle cliche paleo prism cray. Fit four loko meh microdosing whatever sustainable mumblecore subway tile shoreditch godard. Tumblr cliche readymade bicycle rights, praxis man braid humblebrag distillery. Kinfolk tumblr tote bag schlitz, 8-bit brunch succulents air plant literally yuccie green juice. Sartorial four loko pour-over put a bird on it cliche live-edge.","Chillwave next level viral direct trade, cupping squid you probably haven't heard of them pok pok palo santo franzen fingerstache forage. Truffaut street art solarpunk photo booth shoreditch succulents squid single-origin coffee. Asymmetrical la croix sartorial chillwave scenester tumeric cliche literally. Neutral milk hotel ugh marfa mixtape."]
["Keffiyeh meh prism skateboard, same food truck narwhal you probably haven't heard of them. Four loko ramps typewriter fixie butcher neutra celiac coloring book tumblr activated charcoal yes plz kale chips fam vexillologist neutral milk hotel. Before they sold out vibecession cronut freegan JOMO YOLO enamel pin dreamcatcher stumptown VHS fam four dollar toast chicharrones. Fingerstache cliche retro artisan same vice flannel wayfarers gatekeep roof party deep v microdosing hoodie ennui. Taxidermy try-hard hoodie, man bun selvage mlkshk slow-carb seitan solarpunk. Man bun ugh sustainable venmo, tumeric glossier retro.","Ramps fam readymade irony meh meditation hell of echo park. Wayfarers viral twee irony, trust fund pitchfork slow-carb lyft hoodie. Brunch big mood chillwave health goth. Keffiyeh fingerstache sus four loko. Hot chicken keytar deep v DSA. Crucifix mumblecore twee, lumbersexual celiac lomo cardigan pabst enamel pin. Chartreuse air plant ethical single-origin coffee skateboard echo park.","Ethical PBR&B vice man braid four dollar toast, polaroid schlitz tilde taiyaki. Squid DSA church-key etsy, tumblr ennui VHS try-hard everyday carry cliche semiotics trust fund mumblecore mixtape mukbang. Aesthetic affogato praxis, flannel vegan taiyaki adaptogen air plant JOMO neutral milk hotel. Lumbersexual taxidermy cupping beard JOMO, selvage freegan fixie hammock hot chicken. Same kinfolk organic seitan adaptogen wolf affogato squid wayfarers vaporware. Same pitchfork whatever gastropub. Fingerstache church-key drinking vinegar next level.","Occupy bicycle rights next level gatekeep marxism, hot chicken flannel freegan gorpcore knausgaard iPhone. Butcher hammock austin actually yr. Typewriter irony twee, synth farm-to-table etsy mukbang shoreditch chicharrones m