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\"Me and Mrs. Jones\" is a 1972 soul song written by Kenny Gamble, Leon Huff, and Cary Gilbert, and originally recorded by Billy Paul. It describes an extramarital affair between a man and his lover, Mrs. Jones. In the song, the two meet in secret \"every day at the same cafe\", at 6:30, where they hold hands and talk. The two are caught in a quandary: \"We got a thing going on/we both know that it's wrong/but it's much too strong/to let it go now.\"
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