{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
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